New Designs and Goofy Crap

Welcome to the fresh hell of our latest creations—where brilliant ideas and questionable judgment collide. This is the spot where our brand-new designs crash-land before they’re either crowned as fan favorites or quietly banished to the island of misfit merch. Expect equal parts funny, weird, and “why would anyone wear that?” Because life’s too short for boring shirts, and we’re here to keep your wardrobe as unhinged as your group chat. So go ahead, dig through the goofy crap—you just might find your next favorite mistake.