Welcome to the fresh hell of our latest creations—where brilliant ideas and questionable judgment collide. This is the spot where our brand-new designs crash-land before they’re either crowned as fan favorites or quietly banished to the island of misfit merch. Expect equal parts funny, weird, and “why would anyone wear that?” Because life’s too short for boring shirts, and we’re here to keep your wardrobe as unhinged as your group chat. So go ahead, dig through the goofy crap—you just might find your next favorite mistake.
Introducing our "I can't people today" tee, the ultimate declaration for when the mere thought of human interaction feels as appealing as a root canal during rush hour traffic. Perfect for those days when you'd rather cozy up with a pet rock than engage in small talk or office politics. This shirt says, "Sorry, world, my people skills are currently on vacation, probably somewhere with better WiFi." So, slip into this tee and let everyone know that today, you're just not in the mood to adult. Because who needs people when you have pizza and Netflix, right?
