Welcome to the fresh hell of our latest creations—where brilliant ideas and questionable judgment collide. This is the spot where our brand-new designs crash-land before they’re either crowned as fan favorites or quietly banished to the island of misfit merch. Expect equal parts funny, weird, and “why would anyone wear that?” Because life’s too short for boring shirts, and we’re here to keep your wardrobe as unhinged as your group chat. So go ahead, dig through the goofy crap—you just might find your next favorite mistake.
Introducing our witty and mechanic-inspired "Let He Who Is Without Oil, Cast the First Rod" shirt! Designed for the grease-covered heroes of the automotive world, this shirt combines humor and a clever play on words. It captures the essence of the messy yet rewarding work mechanics undertake. Wear it proudly as a badge of honor, reminding everyone that even the best mechanics have their oily moments. This shirt is a conversation starter, an ode to your craft, and a lighthearted reminder that perfection isn't always attainable in the world of gears and engines. So grab your tools, launch that first rod, and let your sense of humor shine through your work!
