Death Urban Tee

Introducing the "No Time to Make Your Death Look Like an Accident" shirt—a delightful garment that playfully hints at your busy schedule and lack of interest in resorting to extreme measures. It's a tongue-in-cheek way to let others know that your to-do list is so jam-packed that orchestrating a "happy accident" for them simply isn't worth the effort. Wear it with a mischievous smile and relish in the fact that your time is too valuable to waste on such endeavors. Move along, folks, there's just too much on your plate!

NB! Heather colors are 52% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester

.: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear-away label