Hoping Rudolph Eats the Naughty List™ Hooded Sweatshirt

Introducing the "Hoping Rudolph Eats the Naughty List" Christmas Hoodie: Because who needs coal when you can outsource your naughty deeds to the North Pole's resident reindeer? This cheeky holiday attire is perfect for those who've perfected the art of mischief and want to dodge the consequences. Santa's making his list, and you're making a wish—that Rudolph develops a taste for a certain scroll of indiscretions. Imagine the look on everyone's faces when Rudolph burps out your name, and suddenly you're on the nice list by association. It's the ultimate festive loophole, making this hoodie a must-have for anyone who believes in the magic of holiday shortcuts. Rudolph, you've got one job, and we've got one list—let the feast begin!