Missing T-Shirt

Introducing our "If at first you don't succeed, It's only attempted Murder" tee, the ultimate excuse for those who never quite got the hang of success. Perfect for the perpetual trier, this shirt lets the world know that your failed attempts are merely a brush with the law. Whether you're trying to ace that exam or bake a cake without setting off the smoke alarm, this shirt says, "I'm not failing; I'm just exploring alternative outcomes... with questionable legality." So, wear it proudly, because if at first, you don't succeed, well, you might as well make it entertaining.