It's Nice to Be Stroked, but I'd Rather Be Blown Hooded Sweatshirt

Introducing the "It's Nice to Be Stroked, but I'd Rather Be Blown" Hoodie: Because let's face it, subtlety is for amateurs. This shirt is the epitome of cheeky charm, declaring that while strokes may be appreciated, nothing beats a good gust of wind in the sails. It's the wardrobe choice for those who prefer their innuendos served with a side of humor and a dash of audacity. Wear it proudly and let the world know that you're not just riding the waves of life; you're inviting a hurricane of hilarity. Sailing through social norms? Ahoy, captain—it's time to set your own course!

.: 50% soft cotton, 50% polyester
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
.: Loose fit
.: Sewn in label
.: Runs true to size